My funniest used to be the time my buddy tried to hit a deer that was running along in the road by swerving back and forth across both lanes, but that is now a distant second. :)

Last night, my buddy and I are coming out of the hills in his 2006 STi on the way back to my house. We're stopped at a light, and the cross-traffic light is yellow, when this white Toyota Avalon pulls up next to us, drops it in neutral, and revs it to redline.

I looked over at the car, and there are four asian kids sitting in it, all grinning, all looking straight at us. I look back at my buddy, he looks at me with the same WTF face, and at that moment the light went green, the Avalon dropped it into drive, and chirped the tires over the crosswalk paint as he took off.

We literally laughed about it for about 5 minutes. :bigthumb: I thought my buddy knew the kids, but it turns out neither of us know who the hell they were. :bigthumb:

yeah.

My buddy had a daewoo as a rental for a few days. We did the usual to it. Took it off roading, tray sliding, and high speed jumping.

The day before he had to take it back, he jumped it about 4 feet in the air and broke the exhaust manifold upon landing.

when I used to work fire rescue, we got a call of a vehicle explosion. We get on-scene to find a little kid, about 11 or 12, and a guy flat on his back, knocked out, lying on the driveway. The guy is a diesel mechanic....and he was having trouble getting his old chevy pickup to start. So he has the kid get in the truck, and he climbs up on top of the engine. He then takes off the air cleaner and pours gasoline into the carb from a one-gallon plastic milk jug. While doing so he tells the kid to start it. When it caught, the whole thing went up....the guy was blown backwards onto the driveway, and ended up with a concussion, as well as s good amount of missing hair from his face. The kid thought he had killed his step-dad...

Your stories are bland, my top 5 blocking-people-on-the-highway-stories owns you all.

Or ask queen about the female gorilla that I highly pissed off, that was pretty funny.

The lady that I pissed off so bad she flicked me off while having her company information on the side of her car, that was funny as well... You can't beat genuine stupidity.

took a girl that I was trying to get 'into', to a wedding reception. After many drinks, I had her my back seat ftw! Why is this funny, you ask?


















She barfed on my new suit. I took her home, scoreless.

My funniest was a few years ago. I was in my mom's Durango (V8 4x4... SUV) in the right of a double-left turn lane. It was a nice day, so I had the windows down and all. Some little civic-type riced-out car pulls up in the left turn lane, dude has his windows down, stereo going, and yells "Dude, wanna race?"
I just laughed... I mean, i'm in a fucking durango. Dude's all for it, revving his engine and shit. Light turns green, I go at normal speed, and the as i'm about halfway through the intersection I notice riceboy's car had stalled.

I laughed so hard I got home with tears in my eyes.

youre all white (and so am i)

How about trying to do an e-brake slide through an intersection and having the button dissapear into the brake handle and you come to a screeching halt in the middle of the road? Or maybe doing power-slide laps in the grass around a big realty sign only to have the cops pull up? How about a cop knocking on fogged up windows, asking for ID and saying, "You can't do whatever it is you're doing here."? Burning down the right rear tire until the belts start beating on the fender? Not too funny, but it was memorable.

Ah, one of the most fun times I've ever had was our own little demolition derby. 3 Plymouth Arrows in my friend's back yard trying to hit each other without breaking your own car, another friend shooting roman candles at the cars. Great night.

Some fag tried to race me in a Z4 earlier. Must suck to get beat by an old ass truck by about 1/8 mile.
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Long story short... I got my fc stuck on a big hill on a golf course at about 1am on a COLD winter night/morning. Had to call some some friends and have them help push it up/out. This was after my failed attempt at using my moms pathfinder to pull it out, which almost got stuck itself. Took about an hour to get the damn car out of there.

My Prelude days...

I was coming home from college 2 years ago, and I got a flat tire (205/40/17), I had no spare. Me and my fiance had to walk 3 miles there and back to a junkyard to get a donut from another car. The donut didn't quite clear the brake caliper, so we had to hear it and see it spark for 50 miles down the interstate at 55 MPH.

I get back to my hometown to get some gas, and the donut came off at a gas station. I had broken lugs, a fucked up alignment, and a pissed off g/f. My parents happened to come by that same gas station and said "Well, i'm sure you'll figure it out".:roll: :owned:























Wasn't too goddamn funny at the time though. :mad: