A Woman's Opinion about Dick Size

Reply to: pers-252261712@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-12-21, 6:54PM PST


Here's this girl's $.02 about penis size:

1). Penis size DOES matter to most women. END of story. With small dicks, we women simply can't feel anything. Sorry.
2). A 4 to 7 inch dick that gets hard and works is the perfect size.
3). Guys, you need to quit watching so much porn and comparing yourselves to those huge-dicked anomolies. Most normal women are not interested HUGE dicks. HUGE dicks can be painful and lessen the sexual experience.
4). Most guys with HUGE dicks have no technique because they think all they have to do is show up with a HUGE dick.
5). Guys with HUGE dicks cheat more because they want as many women as possible to know how big their dick is.
6). HUGE dicks rarely get completely hard, this is especially true when the man is older (30+).
7). To all you guys who are less than 4", life's a bitch but here's some advice to you for pleasing your woman:
-DO NOT try to fuck like those assholes in porno movies. By this I mean limit all the pounding, thrusting and hard fucking you see in that porno shit. While women sometimes like a good pounding, this fucking technique should not be the only thing a man has to offer.
-Guys with small dicks MUST focus on technique. If necessary, use some VIAGRA so you'll be good and hard.
-A good fucking technique is to get your dick as far as you can in a woman's pussy and proceed with a slow, methodical grinding. Use your hips and stir your dick around in the pussy. Change up the pace from time to time; pay attention to your woman and get cues from her. If she's moaning and enjoying what you're doing, DO NOT stop!
-Change the angle of your dick in the pussy from time to time for added variety. ALWAYS try to keep the dick as far in the pussy as possible.
-Learn how to kiss when you're fucking; it's very sensuous.
-Massage, kiss tits and nipples, clit while fucking.
-Be gentle with clit stimulation. Take cues from your woman.
-Act like you're completely into the woman you are fucking even if you're not. Act like she's the only woman in the world that matters to you even if it's not true.
-NEVER tell a woman how hot or interesting you think another woman is if you intend on fucking her any time soon.
-DO NOT omit foreplay, but limit it to 5-10 minutes. If foreplay lasts too long, she may get too aroused and may be disappointed by the fact that you only have less than 4" inches of dick to complete the sex act.

Hope this helps. I love ALL men of all sizes and colors.

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Smaller than 4-inches? Is this advice for midgets?

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Let's see how long this lasts.

4 inches? Goddamn... my fingers are longer than that. I'll just take my cues from porno, like always. 10 points bonus for bukkake, thoguh.

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Christ if women consider 4" to be small then I'm a fucking monster!

-A good fucking technique is to get your dick as far as you can in a woman's pussy and proceed with a slow, methodical grinding. Use your hips and stir your dick around in the pussy. Change up the pace from time to time; pay attention to your woman and get cues from her. If she's moaning and enjoying what you're doing, DO NOT stop!
-Change the angle of your dick in the pussy from time to time for added variety. ALWAYS try to keep the dick as far in the pussy as possible.
-Learn how to kiss when you're fucking; it's very sensuous.
-Massage, kiss tits and nipples, clit while fucking.

VERY GOOD ADVICE!

Now get to it!

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Big Bang Theorists now concede it may have just been an RX7 back firing on a cold stellar morning.

My artwork

"You shouldn't be talking about girls or RX7s, as you have neither." - $100TII in regards to SNTP/S

"I never squirm, punk....I roll over your ilk like an M1 tank and keep going

I WILL outlast you"
- The great YZF-R1

"7). To all you guys who are less than 4", life's a bitch"

thats good stuff.


OK, so we got one opinion from a woman on dick size. How about 100 women?

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I'm not a Mongolian!!

Many agree in front of their man, but behind our backs they have meetings and top secret discussions and make fun of our manhood (menhood(s)?). While our friends berate our women for having smaller breasts or being 16, we defend ourselves and them; women go along with it! I for one will not stand for this!

My penis is a weapon. A god damn weapon. And it deserves respect! We'll see how how she feels when I unload a weapon of ass destruction by mistake and title it, "Oops baby, wrong hole... bet it feels big now, BITCH."

No, I'm kidding, it's all in how you handle yourself. Granted a gargantuan rod would be nice if you knew how to use it, being in my present relationship, however, I couldn't care less. My girl loves me the same and loves the (30 seconds of) effort I put forth.

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Yes yes... your little gun.



Now my "Mini gun" on the other hand... Ain't so mini.

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I'm not a Mongolian!!

Ok i couldnt stop laughing when i got to this part.

30 seconds huh is that total time with undressing and forplay? If not damn you are making me look bad.

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I am only here to piss you off.

There is no such thing as premature ejacu....whoops.

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I've got girth on my side. Pontiac said it best, "Wider is better." It is true, too, women like something a little wider, real... meaty. It's like comparing a Johnsonville brat and an Oscar Mayer hot dog, the hot dog is longer, but the brat fills you up....mmm brats....

For those of you that don't know jack shit, a brat is a bratwurst, it is pronounced braht. Only people from Wisconsin know how to properly prepare a brat, and they are best served piping hot alongside a cold beer.

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This thread turned into a contest like i know everyone expected.

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I am only here to piss you off.

beer and brats....wouldn't be wisconsin without them

Now I'm all hungry and thirsty...

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Well atleast the thread is still on topic. Weiners to weiners that you want to put in your mouth.

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I am only here to piss you off.

You just made this whole thing really, REALLY gay.

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