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Old 01-05-2006, 10:45 AM
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Would u let female valet park ur car?

Take a few leggy California blondes, throw in a passion for luxury cars, plenty of parties, and a distaste for parking your own car.

What have you got? A multimillion-dollar, female valet parking business, where struggling models and actresses dressed in bikinis, miniskirts or lingerie and Santa hats park the cars of the rich and famous in the Los Angeles area.

Beverly Hills, California-based Girls Valet Parking opened for business less than six months ago. This week, it took over its rival, Valet Girls, and announced plans to expand to San Francisco, Las Vegas, San Diego and Phoenix.



"Given the option of hiring acne-riddled teenage boys in red vests, or beautiful and sexy models and actresses trained in safety and hospitality, we're betting our success that restaurants, boutique hotels, clubs and private parties will prefer the latter," company founder Brad Saltzman said Wednesday.

Saltzman said the privately held company expected 2006 sales in excess of $3 million, rising to $14 million by 2010.

Clients, most of them movie stars and producers, can request a variety of uniforms, including lingerie, bikinis, capri pants, camisoles and miniskirts.

"If it is legal, we will do it, but we draw the line at nudity or topless," Saltzman said.

About half the business is based on requests for women valets dressed in the traditional dark pants and shirt.

Employees are hired through the kind of casting calls traditionally seen in the movie business and there are plenty of applicants. About 260 women showed up recently and six were hired.
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why wouldn't I?
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Old 01-05-2006, 12:33 PM
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fuck up a nice car with their jewerly.......
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That one on the far right looks like she forgot to smile for the camera.

Other than that, ditto, Supper.
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I doubt they're complete idiots considering they only hired 2% of the applicants
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fuck up a nice car with their jewerly.......
uh... Batty... did you even read the article?

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where struggling models and actresses dressed in bikinis, miniskirts or lingerie and Santa hats park the cars of the rich and famous in the Los Angeles area.
I would take that as meaning no major jewelry...
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they all look like t-girls, but i don't care. i'd still.......
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NSFW but funny as all hell
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is that even real, or one of those where they "glue" the sawed off end of a dick to her mons?
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I don't let anyone valet my car because... well... I think about what I would do if a stranger gave me there car....
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That's just fucking gross....

"We ridin' spinnas... Cocks, too..."
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is that even real, or one of those where they "glue" the sawed off end of a dick to her mons?
i don't think a glued on one would have held up to being spun like that...
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